*Orginally published November 4, 2010*
Rule number 1: Let people get off the train before you push your way on. Collisions are fun in sports, the movies and even on the bumper cars. Other than that, they hurt.
Rule number 2: Don’t let your child take up three seats. Yes, little Cindy is adorable hopping from seat to seat singing. Absolutely precious. That’s why I’m sorry that I’m going to have to sit on her.
Rule number 3: Move to the center of the car instead of cramming together on top of the door. I know it’s a crazy idea, but you might not be sexually harassed from all sides if you were willing to take a few steps into the middle of the car. As cool as it might be to feel like clowns crammed into a tiny car, suffocation is not a fun way to die.